Mornings with Mom

have you had your coffee break?

Why am I so naive? Who else would have messed up by ordering “KINKY, the Clown” for a six years old party?

on September 22, 2012

You know, I have been very busy lately. I have been looking into litigation with Red Lobster (shrimp burn), Wal-mart ( papercut from Stayfree box), the Catholic Church (Bingo incident) and now the PTA.(Hooters). I didnt have time to check references. I found Kinky in the standard yellow pages. Said she did balloon tricks and magic. (Sword swallowing or something like that)… I knew something was wrong when she showed up wearing tight black spandex and spiked heels. Well, the B-day party was in full swing, and I did promise the kids a clown. long story short, now all the neighborhood kids are scared of clowns, their moms all flip me off, and their dads keep asking me when my next party is going to be. I have a 9 year old too , would Kinky be more appropriate for his party?
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